A Black Feather, A poison pen... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now playing: Tricky \"pre-millenium tension\" mind in an insect like torpor motivation levels creeping towards "bolivian" (special thanks for that one again to Mike Tyson i dunno, maybe i can just make like a cross between mike tyson and dubya, i can buy some "nukular" weapons and blast shit into "bolivian" bleh fresh ranting target: disposable toilet seat covers Reason: it's a micro thin layer of porous material that isn't going to protect you from any really nasty pathogens anyway. you're contributing to needless deforestation if you use them and should just remember, unless you have open wounds on your ass-cheeks and live amongst people who are bigger germ-farms than the monkey in the movie Outbreak ....there are worse pathogens coming out of you than going into you my favourite use for them was when i worked nights at my old tech job and i used to take one out of the dispenser when one of the production crew members would drown us all out with some really shitty country music (we weren't technically allowed to have radios and the night manager made us wait until 9 PM when it was certain that the day shift managers were gone to turn them on, but disphit used to come in, hook up and crank the twang as soon as he was in and nearly got us all fired on a number of occasions)I would put one on my head and hand a few out to others who were in on the gag so that i could yell "hey look, they're givin' away free cowboy hats in the men's room...Sheeee-it, it's line-dance time!" 12:36 p.m. - 2003-01-31 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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